miami traffic

Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC

Taxi Driver: WTF? TOO MUCH MIAMI TRAFFIC OVER HERE!

by Nikko May 5, 2005

traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

by FSTK October 23, 2008

traffic

drug term: the amount of people coming and going at a drug dealers location.

check out all the traffic at Bobs house

by New Rising Sun June 6, 2005

tiffle

(n.) A petty argument.

We got into a little tiffle over who was a better cook. It wasn't a big deal.

by Hugo Ganges January 16, 2009

Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

triffing

an adjective to describe someone that's eagerly waiting for the respondent to finish typing on snapchat, or any messaging app that has been "read" or left on "seen"

(via snapchat)
guy: hey ma wassup(;
*girl is typing...
*guy opens snapchat and waits there for a response

girl: *hesitates to reply because guy's triffing

by b.ae February 1, 2017

Traffic Jihad

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.

Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.

by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009