feed the trees

camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"

That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees

by Gumbyisme November 7, 2008

cum trees

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Treesome

A threesome with one girl and two guys.

"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

Talking Trees

A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.

Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.

Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees

by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009

trees

Marijuana, THC, Shwag or Nugs(kind bud)

Damn, them trees got me higher than a mutha****er

by Brian September 13, 2004

treebeard

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon

My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon

by mandingofriend June 13, 2011

treebo

A treebo is nastey creature. Usually in the form of a Greebo or Goth, treebos will meet up everyday at a big tree in Milton Keynes City Centre, England. From here they will smoke no less than 20 cigarettes each, scream for no reason, make friends with Chavs (who will beat them up later), and compare STI's.

In basic terms they are Chavs with a different dress and speech code.

a treebo stole my lighter

by Moggers June 8, 2005