shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

travel boner

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.

this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.

by power fm June 5, 2010

traveler

The Irish-American version of British/Irish gypsies known as tinkers or pikeys.

travelers are low class irish con artists

by max hardcore January 17, 2005

weary traveler

1. The act of sleeping nude above the sheets with the lights on and the window open in a ground floor hotel room.

2. A person practicing said act.

I saw a weary traveler in one of the rooms at the Imperial 400 Motor Lodge last night.

by Truck Bannister March 21, 2009

Gulliver's Travels

When a person of normal height is a bondage slave in a gangbang of midgets.

Yo, dawg...totally had a Gulliver's Travels last night after meeting a bunch of folks at a Little People's Empowerment seminar!

by B-street September 8, 2011

gravel travel

The act or practice of driving around in the country aimlessly, smoking bowl after bowl of pot with your buddies.

"Dude, I brought my piece with me, feel like some gravel travel?"

by Bo Nanners December 24, 2007

Time-Travel

Consuming so much alcohol that one blacks out and time-travels into the future, usually the next morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally time-travelled.
Wow, you were drunk last night.
I know, I was time-traveling for sure.

by Himbokal September 22, 2007