rally towel

A sports towel one waves and twirls in the air, usually at a sporting event, anticipating a rally by the home team or building hype before a game.

We were waving our rally towels as the bases were loaded with no outs and Derek Jeter was at the plate.

by NooberCrooser October 12, 2014

Decorative towels

1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use

2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.

To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels

by Aries7777 January 11, 2017

towel pic

Indirectly sending a cock pic to a girl, done by getting out the shower and wrapping up right in a towel with your meat outlined

That girl Mac sent the towel pic to has been seen by his whole church, now the cops are involved.

by TowelPic January 19, 2018

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

Unpaper towels

UnPaper Towels are

reusable cloth towels that are

useful for cleaning up spills

and wiping off counters.

They wash and dry beautifully.

A perfect paper towel

replacement that is

eco-friendly and cost effective.

A dozen will hold up for a

year or more.

Please use the UnPaper Towels to clean up that spill.

by JamesWife May 25, 2017

Gentleman Towel

A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.

This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).

Guy: Man, I have to head home.

Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?

Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel

Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.

by agent007ppk May 10, 2014

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021