touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.

I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!

by mjgtlc May 14, 2006

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Torching Rocks

Smoking crack, particularly with a high intensity flame out of a crack pipe.

Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”

by Guru Nator April 20, 2023

toushing

From the ancient language of "IRC"

To perform sexually explicit acts on ones computer, especially the keyboard.

"Feral> i toush the keys"

Feral is an expert when it comes to toushing.

by [nrx] October 10, 2004

Toucking

A cross between Touching and Fucking.

The act of seductively touching someone and wanting to fuck them.

We spent our first date just talking, laughing, and toucking.

Movie theaters with full reclining seats are great for toucking each other during the movie!

by Stella Luz September 20, 2016

Toughing

To pleasure one sexually by hand.

Do you know what toughing means?

by Hyumar June 22, 2011

touchengraben

german for the common french word touche. commonly mistaken to mean playful violence.

Andrew: It's a bit nipply out isn't it?
Joycie: Don't you mean nippy?
Andrew: Touchengraben!
(Joycie giggles)

by drusolini September 1, 2006