three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

by moof July 10, 2003

three stooges

When you slap a woman's breasts like Moe slaps Larry and Curly. A swipe from the side, hitting one boob then the other. Then back the other way. Then tapping the top quickly while saying "Woopwoopwoop" with an optional "Why I oughta".

Tyler was so much fun in bed last night. He gave me the three stooges until my nipples were rock-hard and then fucked me to multiple orgasms.

by Senator Daschle January 25, 2010

throw them threes up

a hand symbol representin boston

"Throw them threes up"

by sdfjknfd April 25, 2006

Three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina

Paulina, Malvina and Lunt

Name three streets in Chicago that rhyme with Vagina.

Ok. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt.

Right!

by King Vic August 2, 2008

Devil's threesome

A threesome involving 2 guys and a girl who are very comfortable and confident in their sexualities.

"hey babe, ever had a devil's threesome?"

"I wish, these guys are too homophobic to even breathe"

by Geeezus May 7, 2018

Threefa

The perfect pregame for Fifa players. Team winning at the end of the game must finish 3 beers (preferably Natural Light) to avoid forfeit and ensure victory. Beers may not be cracked until the first whistle blows, no drinking at halftime, and watch all replays. Mid-game vomiting results in forfeit yet is completely legal post-game. Should a player/team lose 5-0 or worse they must write an apology letter to all parties involved. Trash talking encouraged.

"Yo you trying to play some Threefa tonight."

"Hell ya, I'll threef for days.

by Blume167 January 18, 2013

Threelips

Tulips that are so great that they're more than just "two-lips"

"Those were great tulips. More like threelips."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018