blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim

I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady

by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016

torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.

I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.

by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009

Torched

Having something be crazy or great to the next level.

Gary: Man that rap battle was fire!
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched

by Yoyoyogreensaliva November 5, 2017

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

Torches

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.

You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal May 4, 2020

torch one

To light up and smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

Torch

When you say something unnecessary or when you do too much.

Man 1: You get no hoes bro

Man 2: Damn that's cap bro don't torch me

by Pradaxher September 30, 2020