tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.

That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.

by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016

tool

A person who everyone hates. What is a tool? Tools are people who receives their personality traits form watching a shit ton of Disney channel. They basically act like the stereotypical Mormon. Their name came about by the fact that you can easily manipulate these people into doing some shit like giving you money, car, a fucking blow job etc. You probably want to tell this guy to go jack somewhere else but ypu just can't, something is holding you back. These people are extremely peppy to the point where it's fucking disturbing. Listen, be a pretty decent guy/gal and just ignore these people. Quick PSA.

Aaron: Hey.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.

by Mr.Big dick Jones May 7, 2016

Tool

Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.

"Damn, Lucas is a total Tool!!"

by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020

Tool

One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.

friend that is always a tool

by clay10roll November 7, 2012

tool

a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things

"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.

by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012

Tool

A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.

Girl, look at that tool!

Yeah, we should stay away from him.

by alinafu May 23, 2012

Tool

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.

lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny!
ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.

by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011