tool

guy that likes you, but when summer comes around, needs to try and get with every girl possible, ruining the relationship you could've had together. Even tho his reasoning is he "doesnt want to cheat on you" yeah bullshit. a tool then wants you to "forget" about him for the summer and then when school starts up again, you guys can go out, basically saying , let me hook up during summer and we can be together after.. and when he breaks up with you around spring time... you know why :)

omg tyler yocom is such a tool.

by littlemonkeylh June 29, 2009

tool

A tool is someone who is so oblivious to reality and the truth, that they constantly see things for what they are not.

Chynna thinks that she is everyones favorite person in the world, she is such a tool.

by ccjiefp March 28, 2010

tool

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

by poopypants April 5, 2003

tool

Someone who thinks he's cool, but he just isn't. He usually looks like a possum and says he's the man.

Pat: Meghan, I love you. I'm the fuckin' man.
Sean: He's such a tool.

by Joey Bagguhdonuts March 13, 2008

tool

Someone who is completely obvlivious to the fact that he is being used and that is considered to be less than a human being.
see: nick cannon

you're a fucking tool.

by loopiz December 28, 2005

tool

a metal ish, cult ish band that kicks ass in many's opinion and plays in complex time signatures. It is criticized by many people and is criticized due to the fact that they never even took the time to try and get int tool and even though they say we jsut argue about stuff that we really dont know about, I wouldn't be talking considering if you don't like tool you probably know little to nothing about it so you should look into it. The singer is Maynard James Keenan, Bass player is Justin Chancellor, guitarist is Adam Jones, and the drummer is Danny Carey.

Dude I just heard Tool on the radio. Wow you don't hear that very often.

by mrtoast4 February 17, 2009

tool

someone who is both pathetic in their attempts to be socially accepted and a jerk to those who may not accept them because of the typical way they present themselves

Man that guy just tries too hard and he's an asshole about it, what a tool.

by Will H. April 9, 2006