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Tonsil Tinea

OMG that boy has such a bad case of tonsil tinea, he almost swallowed his whole foot.
by Gur-Thang October 13, 2021
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Tonsil Titties

when a girl gets hard nipples when she has tonsillitis
“damn livis nipples are so hard. she must have tonsil titties
by Sheniqua Muckmed January 22, 2022
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Tonsil~Teaser

Tonsil~Teaser: The feeling of great satisfaction and instant stiffness when someone takes the whole cock in their mouth without tapping out!
How about you come over here and take my whole cock in your mouth like the tonsil~teaser champ that you are?
by Str8sexychk February 17, 2023
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tonsley

A uniquely smelly douche canoe!
Omg, it's a Tonsley! Run away!
by Hacked42O April 21, 2023
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tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.
No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.
by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023
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Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
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Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.
gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.
by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023
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