Tom

This guy is big on guy:girl ratios. More Dudes, less chicks. Always kisses dude bros when he goes out. Super weird. Great guy though.

Hey bro, I heard you kissed a dude last night, what a Tom

by BeefyBro69 March 6, 2017

Tom

1)The process of smoking marijuana
2)A high-grade marijuana

Originated in Macungie, PA

1)Hey guys do you wanna Tom later?
2)I got some ridiculous Tom today, I was so stoned I could barely see
3)That's some good fuckin Tom.
4)I'm screwed, my dad found my Tom.

by TheMayorMac November 4, 2011

Tom

goon, goonie, and goofy

Tom Haplin

by Harhoplesssgoal February 24, 2010

Tom

A person who uses Urban Dictionary to prove a point and doesn't known what an oxymoron is.

Guy 1: It says your're gay in the urban dictionary.

Guy 2: You edited that, man you're such a tom.

by _Mate May 28, 2013

Tom

A guy with a little cock that may even be a little deformed. A serious Heartbreaker that no girl wants to be around

He's a Tom bro

by Hambronine February 17, 2013

tom-tom

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

Tom Tom

A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.

"We've got tom toms over here, bigger than a monster." -Nicki Minaj

by Evangelion0014 April 9, 2010