tom

dude: so then i d-
dude 2: OMG IT'S TOM
dude: get your gun out

tom: nooo im to young to d-
tom: XI (ded)

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watch_doge

SwEgNiMiTe: omg i got watch_doge yesterday and it is fun :}
kid: can you illigally give it to me for fwee? preete pweez
SwEgNiMiTe: IDGAFSEMA

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andy (a shitty kid): OwE mY gEeEsH aM bEtTeR tHaN YEEEWWW
swegalishious m8: IDGAFSEMA

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someone who only brings one sock (at a time) to the dry cleaners

m8: damn all those puckeeuh(s) are so weird
puckeeuh: WHAT DEED YEW SEEY ABOOT MEEEE YEW EEEEEDDDDIIIIOOOOOOOOOT

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it looks like salt but you eat it with your nose

guy 1: hey thats nice the waiter brought us salt
guy 2: DONT EAT IT SNIFF IT
guy 1: aahhh i see its coke isnt it!

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