I don't mean to be rude

I'm about to be rude, but I don't care, so brace yourself.

Person 1: I don't mean to be rude, but I completely hate you and wish you would burn in hell.

Person 2: WTF?

by lynz87 August 23, 2011

to be honest

Absolutely pointless statement, that adds nothing to any conversation it is included in. Used by dumbasses to sound "smarter" or "prove a point".

Also see: to be frank, frankly, honestly

To be honest, I'm full of bullshit.

by hi, my name is Name September 8, 2007

sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

by Conor June 15, 2004

to be with

to date, to go steady, to hook up, to have sex with, to fuck, to meet, to be seen with, etc.

I know he wants to be with me, but I don't want to be with him, because he's been with all kinds of girls.

by johnny walton November 24, 2006

To Be Fair

To be fair is a phrase mostly used by people who make a living stealing oxygen from others. It serves no purpose other than to try to make their forthcoming statement sound more profound whereas it actually devalues everything that follows. Should be filed along with "Proactive", "At the end of the day" and "To be honest"

"I've never been to Uganda to be fair"

by Earl Barrett's Hair July 27, 2012

Why do I have to be Steve-O?

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.

1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014