Toab

A tan,old,alcoholic blonde. They have fake blonde hair,the majority of them are tan,they are 40 or older,they smoke,and they have a raspy voice.

She is a toab.

by Alan Woo! November 25, 2011

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Toaked

Extremely intoxicated

"I am going to get so toaked." I am going to get so wasted

by Andre'l_ghati November 1, 2013

getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.

Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!

by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.

"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here

by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021

all that jelly and no toast

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy

Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..

by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006