woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box

Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box

by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021

Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers

Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.

Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~

by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021