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Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.
I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!
by ohhiteng December 9, 2008
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Timeyin

Timeyin is a beautiful , average height , dark skinned babe , she's nice , funny dislikes people who are unfriendly or feel their better than everyone or backstab people .
She's a timeyin.
by Anonymous16666 November 16, 2018
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timmy

The most handsome man I've ever met with the most amazing smile I've ever seen. And the best butt. He has a great personality whether it's how funny he is or just how he's the most honest person I've ever met. He makes me feel safer than anybody has ever made me feel before. He's fun to hang around and can do some of the goofiest things I've ever seen that I just can't help to love. He's the kinda man you hope to have in your life for a very long time, if not forever. The kinda guy you would love to have as your best friend, your boyfriend, or maybe even your future child's father. The kinda guy that I just absolutely adore and am proud to call mine.
timmy, want to go get ice cream?
by notajoke21 December 30, 2020
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Tippy Sipper

One who sips tips. A term used to describe a pasty fellow in thick black rimmed glasses, possibly wearing an argyle sweater, skinny tie underneath, tight blue jeans and fake ‘PF Flyers’.
Hey, check out this doush bag! What a Tippy Sipper!
by NotoriousK0V July 30, 2011
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Timmy

A Timmy is an absolute madman with zero morals and no dignity, they will do anything for a couple bucks.
"Dude Timmy just stole that chicks wig!"

"I know I gave him 10 bucks to do it."
by RatSoupThiccy April 17, 2019
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Timmy Turner

A Timmy Turner is someone who holds up the flow of traffic while trying to turn into a Tim Horton’s parking lot.

Can also refer to anyone who turns into a Tim’s.
How long is this guy going to take to turn into the Tim’s?”
“He’s such a Timmy Turner!”
by lulzbet November 2, 2021
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TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.
TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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