Thirst Mission

Someone you add on fb cause their hot that u wanna get you bussy beat up by.

That man Matt is my thirst mission!

by itsAttakk January 23, 2024

Thirst trap

(n.) social media post with the intention of eliciting a response from potential suitors by hinting sexual content. For the trap to be complete, some poor soul must fall victim and masturbate to such content.

- "Did you see the thirst trap on her IG story?"
- "Dude she's barely showing anything"
- "Got me horny tho"

by chochaPRslayer69 May 17, 2022

bone thirst

When one craves protein produced by a male human.

His large muscles made her desire to conquer Her bone thirst

by Bernie101 August 16, 2021

Thirst hose

Penis.

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.

by Music Club December 13, 2018

Thirst Hole

A dude that precums at the sight of women and feels the need to compliment all of them in hopes of having a chance with one.

Ashley shared a video and Luke jizzed his pants at the sound of her voice. That guy is such a thirst hole.

by WhitTheShit92 August 26, 2022

3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.

"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"

by ThatOneFahgot May 3, 2021

Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023