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internet theist

Angry theist who trolls internet sites denouncing proven scientific facts, Theist internet troll who demonstrates a basic ignorance of reason; Theist internet troll who is ignorant of science and logic while claiming strong adherence to the same; Theist who contradicts themselves through poor reasoning, especially one who exhibits hypocrisy.
Matthew Bell (an internet theist)
Most internet atheists are lemming bullies. They seek out easy opposition such as fundamentalists or Young Earth Creationists then think they have achieved something of note by defeating them with the evidence. However, when faced with the challenge of informed theists they go into group-think personal attack, avoidance and excuse mode for not engaging with them. The reason is because they know that they cannot rationally defend atheism nor refute theism against such informed opposition. It is intellectual cowardice and to the shame of such individuals.
by Militant Atheist 1 September 27, 2013
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theist

Someone who thinks diety is a word.
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TheM4ST3R

John Hakala's title. Also granted to some people for their skill in certain areas.
POONIS! Man, Tanzil is TheM4ST3R of being gay...
by TheM4ST3R March 1, 2004
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Themi

The point between a penis' natural and semi erect state.

The point at which a wank is workable after many alcoholic drinks have been consumed
He barely managed to knock one out with that themi
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Anti-theist

BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF AND DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION, PLEASE REALIZE I AM NOT BASHING ATHIEST. JUST ANTI-THEISTS.

USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.

Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.

Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
Regular person: I'm going to church on Sunday, want to come?

Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.

Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.

Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!

Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?

Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?

(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
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Theiss

Theiss is a name of German origin. Usually smart and strong with a soft loving heart. Also very instinctive with directions and sense of place alluding to feel for danger. Though we tend to prefer to be around our own kind, we will go out of our way to help someone in need.
Maria (total stranger): PLEASE i need help my tire blew out bad on the other road and i don't have a jack
Two Theiss Brothers: What is it a sudan? We can lift up the rear for you while u change it, just be quick we are on our way our sisters wedding.
Maria: thats so nice of you to go out of your way in formal clothes to help me out someone you've never met
ONe of the two Theiss brothers: Its not a big deal if we didn't help you out now we wouldn't be able to enjoy the rest of our day knowing we could have helped someone out and made their life easier
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themic

To have a theme quality or characteristic striving to express a story pertaining to the subject.
Adj. This music is very themic.
by The Kaptain October 6, 2013
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