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Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.
Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.
by V3_JT September 14, 2021
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Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...
“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024
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Widowmaker Cord

Otherwise known as a male-to-male extension, death, or suicide cord. A widowmaker cord is an extension cable with a male plug adapter on either end. The cord gained this nickname from electricians because if one side of the cord is plugged into a power reciprocal, the other end is left exposed at mains voltage. These cables have been banned for sale in many places, often being used for electrical generators.
Micheal made a widowmaker cord yesterday and shocked himself
by NotCCG December 4, 2022
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Cord

Someone who tends to be a nice guy and a loyal friend who always acts older than he is. If you insult a Cord or his friends he will get pissed and relentlessly insult you and yell at you he can be very scary in this state but not as scary as it when you physically attack him, he will almost always win a fight and he’ll act like rage is the only thing keeping him alive but when with his friends he is pretty chill and just himself. Babes tend to love Cord’s thinking their funny and attractive. They also usually have a pretty long penis and decently large balls.
“Did you see what Cord did to Dax?” “I think Cord’s pretty hot” “Cord seems like a phyco sometimes
by The Cretaceous Brotherhood September 25, 2022
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Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.
Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.
by Baked dinner March 25, 2022
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Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away
by Barkus98 February 16, 2022
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