castle hasslin'

the largest possible scale of hasslin'.

friend mad at you for smoking too much weed
reply: you're castle hasslin' man

example 2: this site is hasslin' my castle because i have to put commas between the tag words

by Courtney Breanne February 21, 2008

Castle dog

A boner.

just wipe off your greasy hands on one of the castle dogs

by VGK June 10, 2018

Castle J

Son Seongjun is best known by his stage name Castle J he is the leader of the Kpop group M.C.N.D. He is loud as fuck and will still your heart with obnoxious but necessary random noises. He’s not flexible by any means , but is good at everything else…except singing however he’s working on that.

Castle J make purple flames.

by SonLeeJade January 19, 2022

tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020

Castle Black

Crack house in Kensington where Munson used to turn tricks to help pay for his fantasy baseball and football debts.

Let's head over to Castle Black to get our dicks sucked for cheap by the Munson

by Joey Joe Joe Sham Sham September 20, 2011

cryptic castle

Madarchod Server, Shitty Server with Shitty Admins and Community

Boy 1: u like cryptic castle?

Boy 2: no i hope that server die in hell

by ibro2008 July 9, 2021

Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.

American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017