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Brakes

There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.
People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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Prayer brake

The sudden merge to the far right lane and slowing from 90 down to 50mph after realizing you've just flown by a policeman. Normally done in the hope that the policeman didn't clock you as you went by and that you won't get a ticket.
Hey - take a prayer brake - you just flew by a cop with his radar out.
by Jbt003 July 4, 2009
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Brake

a brake can be used as an insult for calling another person retarded
Jackson is a complete brake
by Jelston January 24, 2021
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Take a brake

by A1d October 13, 2019
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fuck the brakes

Means I totally disregard what you regard
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!
Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥
by Ewrecka October 20, 2022
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.
Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.
by FluidXchange October 6, 2008
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