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Brakes

There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.
People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
mugGet the Brakesmug.

Take a brake

by A1d October 13, 2019
mugGet the Take a brakemug.

Brake

a brake can be used as an insult for calling another person retarded
Jackson is a complete brake
by Jelston January 24, 2021
mugGet the Brakemug.

Brake pedal

When your buddy slams on the vehicle brakes when climaxing in the back seat with a partner. Causing the unbeknownst partner to clench their orifice while a significant and uncontrolled thrust is applied. Causing your seed to shoot as if flung from a sling shot. Very similar to the donkey punch but with the added thrusting jolt.
Hey man, we're going to lie down in the back. When I give the signal give me a brake pedal, will ya?
by 1tank99 May 1, 2018
mugGet the Brake pedalmug.

braking the law

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
mugGet the braking the lawmug.

Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.
I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
mugGet the Brakesmug.

fuck the brakes

Means I totally disregard what you regard
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!
Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥
by Ewrecka October 20, 2022
mugGet the fuck the brakesmug.

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