A Darth Vader

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.

Man 1: oh did you hear Jeff's girlfriend left him
Man 2: oh yeah he's totally A Darth Vader now

by Anakin Skywalker l June 22, 2023

darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father

Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by Daddy_piggy January 19, 2016

Darth Vader

.They don't need paternity tests.

Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father

by sextynine March 25, 2020

Darth Vader

An circumcised penis, called a Darth Vader because of the similar apperance to the famous Darth Vaders Helmet

"Bruh, I just seen your Darth Vader"

"That chick was all over the Darth Vader"

by moist pretzel February 23, 2015

Darth Vader

The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.

Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.

by proudyellowman April 03, 2011

Darth Vader

A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod

Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.

by FingerNMclit May 25, 2023

Darth Vader

Apparently I’m as kinky as him

Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf

by raybeez October 14, 2022