pull a shawn

to pull a shawn simply means to ditch a friend for xbox live.

Jeff: Hey what you doin?
Shawn: nothin much
Jeff: ya same
Shawn: well, bye Jeff i'm goin to go play xbox live now
Jeff: wow he always likes to pull a shawn

by hax pex March 16, 2008

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shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

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Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019

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shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018

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Shawn Reiner

A male of any gender and he loves to have sex with anything he can

My cat was raped by Shawn Reiner

by TIMMY SIMPSON February 24, 2020

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shawn mendes

literally one of the hottest men alive with an amazing singing voice. his fucking BACK MUSCLES??? HIS HANDSSSS???? ARE YOU KIDDING??? camila is one lucky duck. i’m not a fan of camila, but i thank her for making shawn happy. anyways, stream wonder for clear skin😜

shawn mendes is literally such a daddy.

have you listened to that new shawn mendes song?

by mr.coochlord October 13, 2020

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