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shawn mendes

literally one of the hottest men alive with an amazing singing voice. his fucking BACK MUSCLES??? HIS HANDSSSS???? ARE YOU KIDDING??? camila is one lucky duck. i’m not a fan of camila, but i thank her for making shawn happy. anyways, stream wonder for clear skin😜

shawn mendes is literally such a daddy.

have you listened to that new shawn mendes song?

by mr.coochlord October 13, 2020

camila cabello

stinky, stanky, foul, putrid smelling bitch. she just LOOKS like she stinks. cmon.

i feel bad for shawn mendes, he’s always around camila cabello, his nose hairs are probably burnt off by now.

by mr.coochlord October 13, 2020