hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011

Logan Hook

A larger, rounder, blacker version of the male penis. It is god given, to any male born with the name of Logan.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, it was so big!"

Girl 2: "Would you call it a Logan Hook?"

Girl 1: "No way, that's monster sized."

by Blanche Williams November 3, 2008

Snook Hook

The Act of Turing Around and Delivring a Sucker Punch To a Guidette

At the club, Michelle was being a bitch, so Wallace gave Michelle a nice Snook Hook

by IhateGuidos December 21, 2009

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

Hooking Down

The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.

Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"

Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"

by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010