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Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.
Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.
by Akkii May 20, 2018
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texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.
“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”
by Bendoug January 30, 2019
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Texterciser

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.
The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.
by Pacergirl August 1, 2019
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textex

Friend: What are you doing up so late?
Me: just textex
Friend: Oh NO! Say you didn't
Me: Oh Wait...
Ex: Hey baby
Friend: Don't textex
by texsexpert December 12, 2019
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TestedTeret

A Player on the Loony SMP known to have caused several issues and has had 5 assasination attempts attempted on him.

Known things he has done:
He has created a copy of the egg from the Dream SMP saying he likes the idea of something spreading and that he just isn't creative. (This can be debatable.)

He had almost fully infected the most popular marketplace on the Loony SMP before taking down on of the eggs, the egg is currently dormant.

He is the reason the cactus grows fast, making one of the most overcomplicated experience farm possible to be made in the Loony SMP, requiring roughly thousand blocks to make, containing 3 main sections:
The Bamboo Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber.
The Smelting Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber being by far the biggest, taking up a whopping 18 × 10 ×10 space or more commonly know 1800 Cubic metres! Making it by far the biggest and most useless farm in the Loony SMP.

Issues he has caused:
Claimed a part of the OP Wither Farm made by xd_davs and his allies. (Sold claim for 4 netherite.)
Destroyed SEVERAL of the mall ownership contracts, even after knew ones were made.(UltraNovaMusic tried to assassinate him with End Crystals, killed himself in the process, afterwards xd_davs attempted to assassinate aswell, failed 4 times.)

Achievement he has made:
Biggest Cactus farm in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs bred in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs owned in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs murdered in the Loony SMP.
Most likely to cause a war.
xd_davs: "Who just stole our contract?!"
UltraNovaMusic: "It was TestedTeret and he seems to be burning it."
by JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUSSSSSSSSSSS March 15, 2021
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textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.
I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.
by kenbru April 6, 2021
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Texten

Short, loves to watch cows eat, and can't get rid of his mullet.
"Hi I'm Texten" - Texten
"Shut the frick up short as midget" - Harold
"I like cow" - Texten
by Texten August 23, 2021
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