texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.

Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.

by supaDISC December 31, 2004

Texas Tech Bellringer

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.

Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.

by Mr. H December 27, 2007

Texas Jackhammer

When a girl with pig tails is giving you head, grab the pig tails and pull her farther towards you with tremendous force. In the process of doing this, also perform very agressive hip thrusts towards her.

Last night, when Ashley came over,I gave her the Texas Jackhammer. I was so surprised that she had so little class to let me do this to her, that I broke up with her shortly afterwards.

by B J Whackett February 20, 2009

Texas Chicken Wrap

When 2 people from Texas make love with 1 chicken
1 male inserts his penis into the back of the chicken and the other male inserts his penis into the chickens mouth/ beak

Guy 1: Dude lets have a Texas Chicken Wrap

Guy 2: yeah my friend did that last week, he said it was amazing

by Mr.cockadome August 22, 2011

Mission, Texas

A place in south Texas near the Mexican boarder. It's in the Rio Grande Valley; Hidalgo County.
Best place in the world to grow up in.

I live in Mission, Texas.

by Jessa Girl August 20, 2013

Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006