Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Milking the teeth

A man cumming in your mouth.

Buck was aiming for my eye, but he ended up "milking the teeth" instead.

by Venus83 August 10, 2010

tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.

"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"

by JaneJill March 9, 2010

Turnt Teeth

Slang for getting hit so hard it turned their teeth.

"Brother, you come at me like that again and you're gonna get turnt teeth."

by RoboticNixon April 23, 2019

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014

asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

teeth-stick

Teeth-stick is what you call lipstick that is on someone’s teeth.

Did you see Denise’s teeth-stick? Someone should tell her about it, so she can wipe it off.

by E. Dubs. October 5, 2018