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Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.
Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.
Taped by AnctRome September 8, 2013
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'Tate Quieto Stick 

Similar to a cane, switch or a hard rubber slipper, the 'Tate Quieto Stick is any long object a spanish mother/ grandmother can find within her reach to smack you in the head with when you misbehaved or couldnt sit still or harassed your younger sister.

A 'Tate Quieto Stick can also be an imaginary extension of one's anger or frustration manifested into a clear cut verbal threat to pull out said stick and use it on said person.
you keep this sh*it up and im going to get the 'Tate Quieto Stick!!
'Tate Quieto Stick by the missyfoo February 23, 2010
Tate. Tate is a wonderful kind,sweet,caring guy, with a amazing smile that lights up a entire room, he has a great sense of humor, beautiful blue eyes, with amazing dirty blonde hair, he has the cutest freckles and a sexy af body, super tall, and had a great style. tate is the kind of guy that you will fall in love with the way he talks how he acts around his friends his goofyness, how well he is with kids, how smooth he is when is comes to kissing and cuddling. Tate will have your heart from the beginning but be careful because he isn’t one to stay around long tate likes to take things fast really fast he doesn’t want a relationship he just wants to fuck. Tate could be a great boyfriend he’s sweet, caring, funny, cute, sexy motherfucker , he would always be there for you, super protective, if he got his pervertedness out of the way and essentially such a fuckboy he’d be a keeper. Tate is a mommas boy all the way ! He is also super good at track football and basketball he thinks he’s the shit. Tate is very good with his hands and is the best kisser.
Damn look at tate today he’s lookin hot af
Tate by Serenity___vni October 29, 2018
Sweetest guy. But misunderstood. He does some pretty dirty stuff but hes a good friend. Ignore his pervertedness and get to know him before you make any quick judgements on him. He also has the cutest smile. And big brown eyes.
So i talked to Tate
tate by telleroftruths49 May 1, 2013

tater-twat 

Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.
Damn, eating that tater-twat out almost made me want to gag.
tater-twat by jagwah March 26, 2009

Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species
Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick
Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010