Emeli From Target

Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016

Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

Alex from Target

Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.

Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.

by 2talltman November 2, 2014

Easy target

Someone who is easy to bully or harrass,because they seem mentally affected in some way.Someone who probably has many problems in life,but is too scared or embarrassed to talk about it,and therefore, takes it the wrong way when the bullies are 'only trying to be nice'.

She was an easy target for bullies because she seemed a bit odd,without realising.

by SomeoneNew July 8, 2012

Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.

Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.

by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010

Alex From Target

A poor kid from Target who's picture has been taken by retarded teenage girls just to masturbate to

"I masturbated to Alex From Target last night!"

by I can't think of one November 10, 2014

Cock Target

hair shaved around ones mouth like a target or a goatee

That is a nice cock target.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003