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Tard story
A type of story originating form 4chan's board /b/ whereby a person describes an retard associated event.
An example of a Tard story
>Be at Macdonalds eating a quarter pounder
>Suddenly a large group of tards stumble in.
>It's obviously one of the grand tard days out that they have sometimes and macdonalds is like a fucking gourmet restaurant to them.
>They all get their food when one whale tard lets out a cry because his CHEESE burger has cheese on it and he doesn't like it.
>Tard gets upset and his wrangler tries to calm him down and get him one without cheese.
>Staff member refuses to get him a new one because he sprayed his spit all over the burger.
>Tard starts to flip his shit because he apparently hates cheese that much
>Lets out tard war cry
>Other tards begin to join in the cry
>Sounds like a fucking walrus being strangled
>Whale tard then begins to stick his greasy tard fingers in everyone else's food and then takes a bite
>Beating off many wranglers with his massive flabby arms as he does
>Other tards begin to help and overpower wranglers with tard strength
>It's like a scene from a fucking prison riot. (Except there tards of course)
>NOPE. I fucking legged it out of there because I was sat close to the door.
>Ran like a mother fucker in case one of the skinny tards used his tard speed to catch up with me.
>To this day i have no idea what happened to the innocent bystanders in that MacDonalds.
>Still regret abandoning my quarter pounder. That shit was fucking tasty.
>Be at Macdonalds eating a quarter pounder
>Suddenly a large group of tards stumble in.
>It's obviously one of the grand tard days out that they have sometimes and macdonalds is like a fucking gourmet restaurant to them.
>They all get their food when one whale tard lets out a cry because his CHEESE burger has cheese on it and he doesn't like it.
>Tard gets upset and his wrangler tries to calm him down and get him one without cheese.
>Staff member refuses to get him a new one because he sprayed his spit all over the burger.
>Tard starts to flip his shit because he apparently hates cheese that much
>Lets out tard war cry
>Other tards begin to join in the cry
>Sounds like a fucking walrus being strangled
>Whale tard then begins to stick his greasy tard fingers in everyone else's food and then takes a bite
>Beating off many wranglers with his massive flabby arms as he does
>Other tards begin to help and overpower wranglers with tard strength
>It's like a scene from a fucking prison riot. (Except there tards of course)
>NOPE. I fucking legged it out of there because I was sat close to the door.
>Ran like a mother fucker in case one of the skinny tards used his tard speed to catch up with me.
>To this day i have no idea what happened to the innocent bystanders in that MacDonalds.
>Still regret abandoning my quarter pounder. That shit was fucking tasty.
Tard story by Somerandompearson May 28, 2012
tard storm
tard storm by aistrope April 9, 2011
tard teflon
Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.
Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.
tard teflon by pplolpp January 6, 2022