tard hatch

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010

tard strength

(n) The inhuman strength posessed by a retard.

After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.

by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003

tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.

Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!

by Bippity Bopster December 30, 2008

Obama-tard

A mindless follower/worshipper of Obama, the Messiah. They care not for the truth about the crap that he does and his hate of America. They think he's the most wonderful president ever just because of his race.

Obama-tard : OMG OMG THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT!!! THANK YOU!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! *mentally bows down in worship*

by WisdomIsPriceless February 20, 2011

Twi-Tard

people (usually over the age of 15) that are way too excited to see any twilight film.

All of my friends went to see Twilight when it opened; what twi-tards.

by suck it mama November 20, 2009

uber-tarded

Retarded to the max. Of/or being retarded alot or extremely.

n00b: where do i get gold from?

pr0: are u like uber-tarded? just go kill something.

by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008

tard coddling

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.

I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.

by Max Pivo February 27, 2009