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tandroid

A robotic offshoot of humanity that is only concerned with four things: gym, tan, laundry, and "smooshing".
Best exemplified by the characters on the TV show Jersey Shore.

If encountered in the wild, do not startle them, and do NOT accept the offer of a drink.
Yo yo yo! We tandroids be doin' GTL before hittin' the clubs! It's a Joisey thang!
by fernguts April 16, 2011
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Tango Orejon

A branch/chapter of the prison organization T.A.N.G.O. (Together Against Negative Gang Organizations) from San Antonio, Texas

Orejones means "big ears" in spanish. The San Antonio Tango adopted this name because of one of their tattoos that they use to identify with... The playboy symbol.

Basically is a gang that originated in texas prison except they don't consider themselves a "gang" more just like a "penitentiary family". This is because of their (anti-blood in & blood out policy)
An ex-convict member of the Tango Orejones told 6ix9ine he was not welcome in San Antonio
by Mexiclekdt December 21, 2018
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Hallway Tango

A common occurrence in school and workplace hallways in which the two (or more) participants strafe from side to side trying to get around each other, only to keep trying to dodge the other person by going in the same direction as they are.
1. I was almost late to my class because i got in a hallway tango with Jim.
2. I almost fell over when i took a sharp left around a corner only to be thrust into a hallway tango with Johnny.
by xC-Murdahx November 14, 2009
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Tango sucka!

"Tango down' in Arabic

What you hear when you play as member of Arabic Militia in Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer games. Generaly proclaimed in reaction to killing a member of (U.S Marines) opposing team.
by Ivanov January 6, 2010
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two finger taco tango

Highly Erotic High Speed Female masturbation while her B/F watches and strokes the Bishop in anticipation of a wet ride.
Guy: Hey C, why dont cha play the two finger taco tango for me while I let your sister lick my hairy starfish.

Girl: Sure E
by Pappagato March 2, 2007
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Solo Tango

To masterbate.

To engage in sexual intercourse with ones hand.
Guy1: It takes two to tango.
Guy2: Not for me, im solo tangoing right now!

Guy1: Sick bastard! Thats gross
Guy2: but it feels so good!
by Unit7 May 19, 2009
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Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.
Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.
by MuckyPup October 24, 2011
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