Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
by D the H December 13, 2022
When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.
John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?
You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!
You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!
by vengeance of f January 25, 2011
The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 24, 2021
Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations
by vert343 September 16, 2018
Zakyha Tactics are when you lure a man in with your fat ass and SAT scores. Then once you have them in your grasps kill them and steal their knowledge to better yourself for your own SAT score.
Shyheim you better watch out about her. Her ass may be fat but she'll get you with those Zakyha Tactics.
by PBandJ April 03, 2019
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp February 05, 2016
Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.