tabs

A word used to describe porn.

Dude, let's watch some tabs.

by Pikey67 July 17, 2011

Tabasco

Great hot sauce. It makes your poop burn when it comes out.

OH MY GOD. I just took a shit.

by Giefer June 21, 2004

ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunate error committed when you have the "quintuple-decker roast beef sandwich shot" up behind your Excel window as your naughty little secret, and one of the MDs comes over and asks you to switch to a different spreadsheet and then you ALT-TAB to the wrong screen by accident...I MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Jared: "omgomgomgomg...i can't believe how much these five chicks love each other...crap, here comes the boss, let's look like i'm working..."

MD: "Jared, can you show me the latest returns file?"

Jared: "Sure..." Alt+Tab"SHIT!@!@$#!)(" ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by elgallopelon October 25, 2005

tabyss

When you open too many internet tabs in the hopes of getting to them later, to the point where you will never look at them and end up closing your browser without viewing them.

Dave: Hey, did you check out that video I sent you?
John: Oh, sorry, I must have lost it in the tabyss.

by Orez- November 29, 2011

Tabistraction

To be completely and utterly distracted by the actions of a Tabitha. Typically from overwhelming beauty, but can also occur from her unique flirting or incredible intelligence.

"Her tabistractions made him lose track of what he was saying"

by iron monkey April 17, 2015

tabasshole

To soak a digit in hot sauce and insert it into one's anus.

Norah Tabassholed me last night. Aside from the burning, I didn't really mind it.

by markwahlbergisjustok July 8, 2016

Tabasco Method

(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.

Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.

by Island_Spud November 18, 2016