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Tarantusaurus Sex

Someone who is so horny they run out of things to Fuck.
Trevor is such a Tarantusaurus sex, he started fucking our lasagna, and then after getting bored with that he went after our car!
by Blind russian August 21, 2015
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Tyranika

Wonderfully made independent woman with faith in God. She loves music and love love. She can do all things through Christ. She loves hard and hate no one. She forgives but it's hard at times for her to forget. She have no insecurities however she have trust issues. Tyranika is a winner. She over come everything that's sent her way.

Out spoken, Smart, loyal, Beautiful, intelligent, sexy and Funny
by Tyranika March 2, 2017
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tarante

A beautiful girl that will be mine someday. I know she doesn’t know this but I really like her smart beautiful and funny. A fun person to hang around. She so mouth watering. I hope she know this
Tarante is fine asf and thick asf
by Kvng. Kameron April 22, 2018
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Tranter, Kristen

Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.
"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."

"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."

"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"
by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018
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Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.
"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"
by Velmareth December 14, 2018
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tarantinophilia

Tarantinophilia is a sexual fetish one has regarding anything related to Quentin Tarantino, whether it be his movies, his writing style, his person, etc.
Tarantinophilia is sweeping the nation.
Tarantinophilia is taking over the world.
by Movie Lover 1987 March 21, 2019
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Tyrannosaurus Mex

Adaptation upon the Dinosaur Age made by Comic Strip creator Gary Larson of The Far Side in 1991
by Matilda'sSmokes August 11, 2019
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