I love food. I love Harry Potter. I love Zayn Malik. I love reblogging. I love walking like a boss. We love Tumblr.
by auegyrdfgaeem October 10, 2011
Joe: I have 50 tumblr followers
Tim: What do you post?
Joe: I have posts about why what I see myself as
Tim: You're a fucking guy
Joe: No I am a homo
Tim: W-What? *clutches hand into a fist while his eyes dwindling erotically"
Joe: I'm- I'm homo Tim
Tim: Do you know what? *cries tears of joy* "I'm homo too!"
Joe: What are you sure you know what I'm talking about-
Tim: I am gay for you ;)
Joe: No, I meant I am a homo sapien
Tim: *trys to hold back tears slightly laughing* haha- I knew that as Tim cringes a big cringe
Joe: Tim- What the fuck
Tim: What
Joe: This is a definition of Tumblr
Joe: This entire paragraph
Tim: *realizes what happened*
Tim: yea- go fuck yourself there are only 2 genders you fucking discrace to god
Joe: oh
Tim: What do you post?
Joe: I have posts about why what I see myself as
Tim: You're a fucking guy
Joe: No I am a homo
Tim: W-What? *clutches hand into a fist while his eyes dwindling erotically"
Joe: I'm- I'm homo Tim
Tim: Do you know what? *cries tears of joy* "I'm homo too!"
Joe: What are you sure you know what I'm talking about-
Tim: I am gay for you ;)
Joe: No, I meant I am a homo sapien
Tim: *trys to hold back tears slightly laughing* haha- I knew that as Tim cringes a big cringe
Joe: Tim- What the fuck
Tim: What
Joe: This is a definition of Tumblr
Joe: This entire paragraph
Tim: *realizes what happened*
Tim: yea- go fuck yourself there are only 2 genders you fucking discrace to god
Joe: oh
by 10YearoldPornstar September 25, 2016
A place where you are more afraid of people you know in real life finding you on the internet than you are of people on the internet finding you in real life
Me on Facebook: No, that's just too personal to post.
Me on Tumblr: Hey so, you guys wanna know my bloodtype?
Me on Tumblr: Hey so, you guys wanna know my bloodtype?
by heartofglass June 25, 2014
by 7h3474 December 04, 2013
hell. Filled with many types of horrible people. Pedophiles that claim that they're non-offending when they actively flirt with children. People that don't go outside enough and suicide bait when someone tells them that they can't be a stargender glitravir orangeflux antidysphoric omnikin demiboi. Some cool artists, but generally not a good site. Stay away from it at all costs.
Skailyr (tucute way of spelling skylar that is actually used on tumblr): You're learning Japanese? That's cultural appropriation!
Carl: Someone needs to take a break from Tumblr.
Carl: Someone needs to take a break from Tumblr.
by theowoeht October 29, 2018
A website of sleep deppriven, obsessive, over-protective, well-read terrifying people.
Many believe Tumblr to be full of psychopaths....
But don't believe it...
To put it simply...There's a metaphorical line between insanity and genius....
The people of Tumblr play jump rope with this line....
Many believe Tumblr to be full of psychopaths....
But don't believe it...
To put it simply...There's a metaphorical line between insanity and genius....
The people of Tumblr play jump rope with this line....
by DivineComedy16 December 17, 2014
A website where all the none peasants go to. Tumblr is a blogging website for people who are in fandoms, lovers of The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Totoro, pizza, and Lana Del Rey. This is the place where the misfits go to, to get out of the place we call reality.
by Hailey159 April 30, 2013