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Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"
by bmk. November 18, 2009
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tool

a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)
Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.
by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011
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tool

The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
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Tool

Wow Dylan is a huge tool a ha ha
by wayment September 1, 2019
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Tool

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.
lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny!
ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.
by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011
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Tool

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.
by TrenWarr March 31, 2022
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Tool

A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011
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