you would think so

A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.

"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."

by Skylak April 20, 2009

Thanksgivous

The American god of gluttony. We celebrate his feast day on the fourth Thursday in November. His greatest accomplishment was consuming a large bird whole. American's honor him by attempting to repeat this feat.

Thanksgivous set a great example for us when he consumed that bird whole. All should honor him.

by Fatrazmo December 1, 2010

Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you

-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010

Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.

Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason

by Elephantpi September 8, 2009

think through math

A retarded site "teaching" math but it does the opposite.

that's it.

period.

i learned so much from think through math, 1+1=bullshit

by A normal memer April 20, 2018

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

making things hot

Making things obvious

Jack's face got red as he said:"we didn't steal anything"

Jonathan whispers: "hey bro you're making things hot!"

by Blooperscooper March 1, 2017