gyno machine

aka abductor (push legs apart) & addoctor (pull legs together) fitness machines. gyno machines are one of the most entertaining weight equipment systems to work with, specifically if you have creepy guys watching you.

FEEL THE BURN.
gyno machines are quite a necessity in a great workout

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by Chairman June 30, 2004

Muska Machine

I girl who gives lots of blow jobs primarily to arabs and somalians.

"man i got a blow job from muska machine last night."

"Ewww she's a bucket!"

by just in time February 11, 2009

Rube Machine

A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.

Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"

Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"

Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"

by tmullins181 December 13, 2010

donor machine

Motorcycle.

We've got a victim coming in to Ambulance bay 2 that was riding a donor machine.

by Orius September 4, 2002

space machine

An aptartment in Somerville, MA known for hosting large and elaborate theme parties.

I lost my dignity at the space machine.

by resident of the space machine February 26, 2008

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004