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Swish And Flick

Origin = Harry potter

Verb. = ''Sally what are you doing after school today?''

''gonna 'Swish And Flick' myself''

'Swish And Flick' is a term used to describe Female Masturbation, made popular by Harry Potter Puppet Pal's. It is a take-off of the phrase "The Swish and Flick", which is the wrist movement required to preform the Hover Charm. Swish and Flick is also a Wizard rock band.
''oooh, let us go see what Hermione is up too, sounds like she's in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!''
*says in london accent*
*creeps slowly upstairs*
JUMPS>>INTO>>ROOM>>
''um, mum, go away, please....''
SILENCE
WALKS<<DOWN<<STAIRS
*average father* ''what wuz wrong up dere, itz stopped noow''
''she was 'Swish And Flick'-in herself''
AWKWARD SILENCE
''i knew we shouldn't have let her get that wand''
by SNARRYLOVER_SNAPE/HARRY March 21, 2010
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swishness

When something is settled and agreed on, usually suprising.
Rebecca: Yea! I can make it tonight!
Ben: Swishness! Bring alcohol.
by atreyu_ben December 12, 2008
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swishass

That not so fresh feeling between the cheeks of your ass.

Like when sweat mixes with leftover chunks of shit, and lubricates your ass cheeks.
After Tom ate the bag of Pringles with olestra he had swishass for a week.
by Raziel March 23, 2005
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Swished

Smoking a blunt rolled with a swisher sweet.
getting stoned.
Man, hurry up i wanna go get swished.
by PussyRunsThisShit July 1, 2012
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front mullet swish

A haircut that is short in the back and long in the front,hence "front mullet", and the front is like an emo haircut,that "swishes" or your face.
hence, front mullet swish.
"Hey d00d.L00k at that cr33p3r's front mullet swish."
by peachey October 2, 2006
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Swisher

Drinking straight out of a bottle of alcohol like vodka or tequila instead of pouring it into a cup or mixing it with juice.
Hey man, pass me that vodka so I can do some swishers!
by the_drunk_girl March 29, 2012
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Swisher Sweets

Cheap low-quality cigars, only some are respectable.
Swisher flavored blunts are decent, but wood tips and cigarillos are just plain junk.
by J.R. Johnson March 25, 2005
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