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Twinkie Swear

n.
A bro-level oath of loyalty so serious it’s sealed using an overly elaborate snack-based ritual involving a emptied out Twinkie, questionable engineering, and mutual regret—but absolute commitment.
Dude, we’re not just friends anymore. After last night’s Twinkie swear, you’re basically my emergency contact for life.”

I can life I swear 

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear
I can life I swear by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

bro I swear this dude 

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.
Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude
bro I swear this dude by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Its Lag I swear 

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.
"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"
Its Lag I swear by Another guy idk September 28, 2022

I will swear word at you 

the worst imagineable words ever that could be said by a robloxian
robloxian 1: "i will swear word at you"
robloxian 2: "😨"

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga 

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.