n.
A bro-level oath of loyalty so serious it’s sealed using an overly elaborate snack-based ritual involving a emptied out Twinkie, questionable engineering, and mutual regret—but absolute commitment.
“Dude, we’re not just friends anymore. After last night’s Twinkie swear, you’re basically my emergency contact for life.”
When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.