Crouton Savage

A person who insidiously steals your croutons from your ever so delicious Caesar salad. Along with croutons, they also tend to steal those awesome tasty chunks of parmasean. These beings will go to extreme measures just to take your croutons, usually they will stab you with their fork in the process, but the barbaric extremities vary based on who the savage is.

Jimmy: Dude hide your salad right now!
Paul: What why?
Jimmy: Because Kimmy's coming over here!
Paul: I don't--
Jimmy: Hurry up and do it Paul!
Paul: (hides salad) Why?
Jimmy: she's crouton savage. (Lifts sleeve to show scars). That's why.
Paul: is that from a fork?

by CouldntDecide December 18, 2014

23 savage

Another Fake Ass Wanna Be

Da boul 23 Savage A Clown

by Gybricks March 25, 2017

the year of the savage

No "gonna", no complaints, put on your big girl panties and fuckin go.

2017 is the year of the savage.

by Sophisticated Savage January 1, 2017

savagerealm

One of the best Instagram accounts, who is really into his followers and honestly cares. Posts good memes and is a world renowned studio and rap genius, with songs like 'Jump' and 'Aggressive Masturbation' he has over 2 million streams on Spotify for his hit single 'Feeling Great' featuring the one and only: Le$Laflame
I've been following him since before 'Jump' and he really has not forgotten where he came from.

Jump x 32 jump... jump jump
Pass me some lotion lil' bitch, i beat the skin of my dic.

-Savagerealm
Funniest content from across the web is found on savagerealm's page.

by @evan.buchanan February 9, 2018

Savana

The most nicest person you will ever meet! She is super pretty and awesome, but her friends take advantage of that! Her friends are mostly Italian, and Albanian! She is mostly with brown hair and blonde hair! They never brush there hair! But, are very angelic! This girl acts older then she is, for example she curses even though she's a young age! But, Savana's are great friends and fights back she's the toughest bitch you will ever meet! Go meet a Savana merry her, be her bestie be her everything! Anyways by bitches!!!

@Savana: SHE WHAT?!?
@Friend: She punched me!
@Savana: WHERE DOES SHE LIVE IM GONNA HUNT HER DOWN!

by LEO5555 May 22, 2018

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

One of the most popular and well known Professional Wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. His career spanned numerous decades from the 1970s-2000s most notably in WWF, WCW, and a brief run in TNA Wrestling, though much of his success came in the 1980s and 1990s. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, born Randy Poffo, is the brother of former Pro Wrestler Lanny Poffo. Savage is a former 2 time WWF Champion, 4 time WCW Champion, and a former Intercontinental Champion. He was the most recognized spokesman of Slim Jim and was featured in the major motion picture, Spiderman, as Bone Saw McGraw. His trademark catchphrases is "Oooooh Yeeeeeah", one of the most well known to date and his trademark finisher was the Elbow Drop from the top rope. He was most famously managed by his Ex-Wife Miss Elizabeth during the 1980s and 1990s and is famous for headlining matches with such legendary rivals as Hulk Hogan, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and Ric Flair. He is currently retired from Wrestling but his legacy is tributed through TNA Star "Black Machismo" Jay Letal and the memories of many fans across the world

"Oooooh Yeeeeaaah"-"Macho Man" Randy Savage

by Savage>Hogan June 27, 2009

Savana

Smart but has occasional blonde moments. Her physical traits are curvy, most likely blonde, and sort of southern. Her personality can rub off as ditsy but once you get to know her she is creative and interesting. She judges people too quickly though and is sometimes insincere. Overall a good person with flaws like everyone else.

Savana, watch out for that tree! Wow can't believe she has good grades.
Wow Savana is pretty cool, after about a week or two.

by asfhanfn May 19, 2011