Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.

Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There

by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.

Man, Aaron sure is a fucking swamp donk.

Quit acting like a swamp donkey and get some shit done.

by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

Swamp donkey havin ass bitch

A bitch who is yet a having ass and yet a swamp donkey.

That girl Miranda, she’s a swamp donkey havin ass bitch

by Miss meowgeee November 26, 2023

Swamp donkey

Attention whore

Savannah dexter is a swamp donkey

by Nfg promotions September 11, 2020

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.

"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"

by Slashback October 9, 2009