product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot

Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.

by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017

Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.

Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."

by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018

Peer Support

When you pressure someone to do something they don’t initially want to do, but you do it more positively than peer pressure

Carson: WOW, I don’t wanna drink all 4 bottles of Smirnoff
Andrew: Just do it man! I know you can finish them!
Carson: That sounds like peer pressure
Andrew: Nah man! It’s peer support!

by Pettybrenda September 30, 2018

steam support

Good-For-Nothing-Piece-Of-Shit

Bro, did u talk to Steam Support?
Dafaq is dat?

It is for... Its is ashit don't even do it.

by ifureaddisuractuallygaymybro December 27, 2018

Blue support

Some people may not know whether the person they’re supporting has been clinically diagnosed with a mental health condition. Others will have recognised that something isn’t right and will be taking the first steps to getting a medical opinion. There are people that may have been supporting a friend or loved one for some time and working towards recovery.

P1: blue support is always available!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

Comedy Support

When You're in a group at an event and you're supposed to be working, but all you do is just stand there making jokes and being funny for the rest of the people and not working

"I don't want to do work, so I'll just be here for Comedy Support"

by ThatMoonCow December 23, 2020

Nemotional support

Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.

Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021