Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

stump

the bottom part of a muffin.

what u dont like the stump?

by jonnyd August 5, 2005

Stumpf

Having a caveman-like appearance, such that his lack of intelligence and overall boneheadedness is blatently apparent at first glance. A bafoon.

Look at that guy with the really nice muscle car, why is he taking it apart and throwing the pieces all over his backyard? What a stumpf!

by muscles manischewitz March 28, 2009

Stump Tugger

Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.

Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"

by echomania January 18, 2010

[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

Stumped

Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on

My girl stumped me last nighr

by SoInspired October 16, 2017