Stump Chillin

When one or more people hang-out on a larger than average stump.

Yo, you wanna come over and go stump chilling? Theres this huge stump along side the road where we can just chill.

by scott-E-t May 13, 2011

Stump grind

stump grinding the act of two men rubbing their penis heads together as an act of four play.

Billy and Christopher did some light stump grinding in the living room after the movie ended before making their way to the bedroom to make love.

by Jb money October 18, 2017

Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

lard stump

A huge fat ass turd.

I’ll call you back, I have to go take a lard stump.

by Rylerballz September 14, 2019

brown stump

An amputee sticks his stump up a girls ass , then knocks her out with it.

I think she got brown stumped

by Meathead207 January 8, 2017