Double oven steamer

When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.

I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!

by Xavior64 March 3, 2010

sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

by derbyroller October 12, 2010

connecticut steamer

Takeing a shit on someones car.

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.

by mike poklemba December 25, 2005

strafe

To move from side to side, usually for shooting or evading. Used for many FPS games.

Nobody ever used the word strafe before they put it in video games!

You can avoid them by strafing.

by Nero7x December 26, 2005

Strategize

Verb of Strategy: The action of coming up with a strategy.

Thinking strategically about a situation or business challenge.

A contemporary non-word that has gained acceptance as appropriate business terminology.

After the focus group results are tabulated we will strategize the best communication tactic based on the insights obtained.

I had been strategizing for weeks as to how I would complete the assignment on time and within budget.

by WTZ_82 February 5, 2008

Strategic Party Nap

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.

James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"

by MercuryBlue July 8, 2011

Cranked A Steamer

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

by Deny September 16, 2006