Guy 1: I accidently shat in the shower this morning
Guy 2: Did you cromp stomp it?
Guy 1: Fuck YEAH!!!
Guy 2: Did you cromp stomp it?
Guy 1: Fuck YEAH!!!
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by runningriot April 27, 2006
Get the stomach stew mug.The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion
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Get the Suwannee Stomp mug.Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.
"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."
"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."
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Get the hoof stomping mug.After a night of drinking and feeling really hungry, you order food, take two bites and are full for hours.
I was so hungry I ordered the dinner size at lunch time, had two bites and realized i was suffering from hangover stomach. Meh
by Thanston July 24, 2010
Get the Hangover Stomach mug.A measure taken to avoid the reversal of chronological personal hygiene steps, primarily practiced by the French.
(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)
In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).
In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.
(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)
In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).
In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.
Dan neglects his morning coffee and finds mid-shower that a stroke of constipation prevented him from completing his morning dump. To avoid splashing water everywhere and making a general mess of the bathroom, he utilizes the French Stomper. Shit gone, ass clean, and crisis averted, he proceeds to go about his day - head held high.
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