smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 13, 2008

smoking dragon

when your getting a BJ and right as you shoot a load into the oral cavity hit them in the throat making all the sperm shoot from their nose.

like a grade schooler cum came out her nose like milk.

by professor killjoy March 15, 2003

Stoink

When a joint is rolled and packed to the max, and is then followed by a long, quick continuous drag.

"Bro I just smoked a fat stoink"

"That joint was a mad stoink"

by xoxDreams July 4, 2019

Urban Smoking

To smoke in urban areas, such as in the dressing room of Sears, or in the bathroom of Target.

Tom: Hey do you want to go urban smoking?
Vince: No bro, last time we almost got caught.

by Big Vince 80190 May 16, 2007

smoking

A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.

I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.

by exsmoker March 18, 2009

stoino

The tue self of an ordinary guy that is hiding inside of him and comes out only when he's drunk and just happens to be The Craziest Mutha Fuka On The Earth... dun mess with him when he's drunk cuz he's gonna kill ya in a blink of an eye... he doesn't respect anything and fears only fire... Usually makes good show to watch...

friends ar party after a lot of drinks:OMG he's transforming himself to Stoino... w e a r e d e a d... no matter laughing or from his strong fists

by bahmaamu September 21, 2006

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003