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The tue self of an ordinary guy that is hiding inside of him and comes out only when he's drunk and just happens to be The Craziest Mutha Fuka On The Earth... dun mess with him when he's drunk cuz he's gonna kill ya in a blink of an eye... he doesn't respect anything and fears only fire... Usually makes good show to watch...
friends ar party after a lot of drinks:OMG he's transforming himself to Stoino... w e a r e d e a d... no matter laughing or from his strong fists
stoino by bahmaamu September 21, 2006
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stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.
While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
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stoinked 

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.
Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk
stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Stinoval 

A group of straight men perform a circle-jerk into a felt Top Hat. The last man to release himself must place the hat (The Stinoval )on his head and let the contents drip into his face and mouth.
Marty was the last one to cum, so he put the Stinoval on his head and was shamed by his peers.
Stinoval by Stabilo January 24, 2008

Sgoinonguys 

It's a mini-game where you try saying "what's goin on guys" as fast as you can, the words mash together and it sounds like sgoinonguys
*entering a room filled with friends*

Me: "Sgoinonguys?"

Random friend in reply: "Sgoinonguys!"
Sgoinonguys by Givemeagoodgrade November 7, 2011

Stonoqualism 

Keeping it green: a twist on a standard colloquialism...that makes sense.
Dude, that stonoqualism made a lot more sense last night.
Stonoqualism by resuomr March 12, 2021

Stoinker 

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky
I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you
Stoinker by drooper June 19, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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